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Make it through your first day at Sintracorp in the worlds only; First Job, Survival Horror!

Join Brian Pasternack, a young man with no future in a dystopian 90s society, on his first day at one of the worlds largest companies, Sintracorp. Uncertain, unprepared, and massively unqualified, will Pasternack have what it takes to shine in Sintracorps hierarchy? It all depends on how he performs on his first assignment and whether he survives it.

The Yuppie Psycho: Executive Edition includes new areas, new bosses, and hours of carefully crafted new content to build on the Yuppie Psycho universe.

During his unconventional employee orientation, Pasternack discovers what his new job really entails: hunting a witch whose powers made the success of the corporation possible in the first place, but who now seems to have returned to torment its employees. Brian will meet all kinds of odd characters, escape from terrible creatures, and unravel the hidden secrets of Sintracorps dark past.

During Brian’s Time at Sintracorp, you will:

Familiarize Yourself with Your Workspace: Use the elevator to discover whos working and whats lurking on every floor of Sintracorp.
Learn Office Protocol: Learn when to chat, when to work, and when to cower in terror from otherworldly beings.
Engage in Watercooler Conversation: Investigate your co-workers and discover their sordid, blood-soaked secrets.
Consider your five-year goal: Only you can choose how this story will end, so make your decisions carefully!
Assess health and safety: Use different light methods to light your path and reveal what is breathing in the dark.
Conduct a Rigorous Personal Assessment: Find clues, solve riddles, discover new paths – all without letting the Witch catch you!
ELITE EDITION INCLUDES:

Physical Cartridge
24 Page Booklet
Certificate of Authenticity
Brian Pasternack Employee ID Card
Sintracorp Safty Information FOLDED Poster
Premium Metallic Effect Cover
Individually Numbered
ONLY 5000 UNITS PRODUCED
IT WILL NEVER BE REPRINTED